An Empty Vessel

An Empty Vessel

codeinewarrior:

how do you sext is it like one of those choose your own adventure things or a role playing game like

>i am wet. how do you respond?

>rolls dice for 2

>cries and drives my moms car back home naked

(via retiredjesus)

asian:

Perks of Dating Me:

  • I don’t go anywhere, so we can always hangout
  • I’m too ugly to cheat on you
  • Sometimes i’m funny
  • I live near a pizza restaurant

(via youngvlcanoes)

tastefullyoffensive:

[junkeez]
tastefullyoffensive:

[junkeez]
twerk-like-dirk:

the-winchester-initiative:

deweydrops:

unscrupulousneckpunch:

buymyshirtsyo:

tastefullyoffensive:

How chicks put on lipstick [via]


I cant stop seeing the beaks as mouths so all of them are justD:

I THOUGHT THESE WERE GRAPES

why would grapes need to put on lipstick?

to feel beautiful

twerk-like-dirk:

the-winchester-initiative:

deweydrops:

unscrupulousneckpunch:

buymyshirtsyo:

tastefullyoffensive:

How chicks put on lipstick [via]

I cant stop seeing the beaks as mouths so all of them are just
D:

I THOUGHT THESE WERE GRAPES

why would grapes need to put on lipstick?

to feel beautiful

(via fictionsmyaddiction)

yourpantseridan:

jolly-old-owlgoggles20:

thebucketless13:

dr-amy:

miniprancer:

scarincissies:

misuse-of-fandom:

So I got a detention today.
Which is kinda dumb because I’m (mostly) a model student, you know? And get this - Heres what Im in for: I said…*whispers* a swear word in class. 60 minutes of punishment for the phrase: “That’s really shitty.”
So this is how it went down: I’m sitting in math class last hour before break and my teacher hands me a little slip saying that i gotta go see the vice principal. And im thinking, “damn, i thought she forgot about that.” The horrible cuss word was uttered a few days beforehand and, well, i figured she didnt even remember. I walk down there (in my full-body cat kigurumi btw) and mrs. Whatever isnt there. So i mull around and steal a candy cane off the offices mini fake tree (Im already in trouble anyways so gotta go big or go home) until finally, i talk to the desk lady who calls the vice principal down. We walk into the room and start to have a chat about how our high school doesnt tolerate swears bluh bluh etc and that i should find alternatives to cussing. Thats where this picture comes in. This lady just fucking WHIPS this goddamn list out of nowhere and shows it to me in a completely serious manner. “Heres some examples of words you can use when you want to swear.” W H A T.
Goof nugget? Sweet onions? Shooby Darn??? Pokemon??????
And here she is in all seriousness and im trying not to laugh while asking if i can have a photocopy because this is actual comedic GOLD. This sort of phooey doesnt actually happen in real life, right? I mean holy snappin turtles what the frog is this Skikaka? Jumpin Jiminy, Public school is bogus!

what the William Shatner is going on here?!

I approve of these so hard

"Well doesn’t that just bruise your banana"

I use at least half of these around my family

"Oh for the love of Barbara Streisand."
I dunno what you’re going on about. This is actually pretty useful.

I still use this as an Equius RP referance

yourpantseridan:

jolly-old-owlgoggles20:

thebucketless13:

dr-amy:

miniprancer:

scarincissies:

misuse-of-fandom:

So I got a detention today.

Which is kinda dumb because I’m (mostly) a model student, you know? And get this - Heres what Im in for: I said…*whispers* a swear word in class. 60 minutes of punishment for the phrase: “That’s really shitty.”

So this is how it went down: I’m sitting in math class last hour before break and my teacher hands me a little slip saying that i gotta go see the vice principal. And im thinking, “damn, i thought she forgot about that.” The horrible cuss word was uttered a few days beforehand and, well, i figured she didnt even remember. I walk down there (in my full-body cat kigurumi btw) and mrs. Whatever isnt there. So i mull around and steal a candy cane off the offices mini fake tree (Im already in trouble anyways so gotta go big or go home) until finally, i talk to the desk lady who calls the vice principal down. We walk into the room and start to have a chat about how our high school doesnt tolerate swears bluh bluh etc and that i should find alternatives to cussing. Thats where this picture comes in. This lady just fucking WHIPS this goddamn list out of nowhere and shows it to me in a completely serious manner. “Heres some examples of words you can use when you want to swear.” W H A T.

Goof nugget?
Sweet onions?
Shooby Darn???
Pokemon??????

And here she is in all seriousness and im trying not to laugh while asking if i can have a photocopy because this is actual comedic GOLD. This sort of phooey doesnt actually happen in real life, right? I mean holy snappin turtles what the frog is this Skikaka? Jumpin Jiminy, Public school is bogus!

what the William Shatner is going on here?!

I approve of these so hard

"Well doesn’t that just bruise your banana"

I use at least half of these around my family

"Oh for the love of Barbara Streisand."

I dunno what you’re going on about. This is actually pretty useful.

I still use this as an Equius RP referance

(via fictionsmyaddiction)

fengshit:


The New World Shopping Mall has been abandoned since 1999. It shut its doors after being condemned by local regulators. A few years later a massive fire destroyed the structure’s roof. Not long after that monsoon rains flooded the lower floors.
As a way to combat the spread of mosquitoes and other insects breeding in the stagnant water, locals introduced koi and catfish to the former mall. Not only did the fish take care of the pest problem, they’ve thrived. It is now one of the world’s largest urban ponds.


Cool

fengshit:

The New World Shopping Mall has been abandoned since 1999. It shut its doors after being condemned by local regulators. A few years later a massive fire destroyed the structure’s roof. Not long after that monsoon rains flooded the lower floors.

As a way to combat the spread of mosquitoes and other insects breeding in the stagnant water, locals introduced koi and catfish to the former mall. Not only did the fish take care of the pest problem, they’ve thrived. It is now one of the world’s largest urban ponds.

Cool

(via pussynamepeach)

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

(via tightvaginas)

redthornwitch:

Haha I love dean..
redthornwitch:

Haha I love dean..
redthornwitch:

Haha I love dean..
redthornwitch:

Haha I love dean..

redthornwitch:

Haha I love dean..

supernaturalapocalypse:

slashfilled-mind:

weepingangelsblink:

reichenbach-fallschirm:

itcantbestopped:

god-of-fucking-thunder:

SUPERNATURAL FANS KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN!!!



Do Supernatural fans just kinda see it automatically when they’re scrolling by

Yes.  

Allright, new plan. For the duration of the apocolypse, all supernatural fans go to the center of this thing. Safest place on earth, in the middle of a fucking devils trap.

#on our way

supernaturalapocalypse:

slashfilled-mind:

weepingangelsblink:

reichenbach-fallschirm:

itcantbestopped:

god-of-fucking-thunder:

SUPERNATURAL FANS KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN!!!

image

Do Supernatural fans just kinda see it automatically when they’re scrolling by

Yes.  

Allright, new plan. For the duration of the apocolypse, all supernatural fans go to the center of this thing. Safest place on earth, in the middle of a fucking devils trap.

#on our way

(via secret-agent-sam)

jesterdk:

Another post in the picture tour![Picture Tour! posts]
Ahemmusa Camp
Ald Velothi
Ashalmawia
More scenery from the Bitter Coast
A road West, entering the Bitter Coast region
jesterdk:

Another post in the picture tour![Picture Tour! posts]
Ahemmusa Camp
Ald Velothi
Ashalmawia
More scenery from the Bitter Coast
A road West, entering the Bitter Coast region
jesterdk:

Another post in the picture tour![Picture Tour! posts]
Ahemmusa Camp
Ald Velothi
Ashalmawia
More scenery from the Bitter Coast
A road West, entering the Bitter Coast region
jesterdk:

Another post in the picture tour![Picture Tour! posts]
Ahemmusa Camp
Ald Velothi
Ashalmawia
More scenery from the Bitter Coast
A road West, entering the Bitter Coast region
jesterdk:

Another post in the picture tour![Picture Tour! posts]
Ahemmusa Camp
Ald Velothi
Ashalmawia
More scenery from the Bitter Coast
A road West, entering the Bitter Coast region

jesterdk:

Another post in the picture tour!
[Picture Tour! posts]

  1. Ahemmusa Camp
  2. Ald Velothi
  3. Ashalmawia
  4. More scenery from the Bitter Coast
  5. A road West, entering the Bitter Coast region

(via little-space-kitty)